totally paranoid WWW guidelines

This post is inspired by the triology of motherfucking websites1.

Table of Contents

§ your color is not my color

The best colorscheme is no colorscheme. decorations. Use HTML defaults where applicable. and leave maximum freedom to the client side decorations. Some think “my design is cool/easist to read/…”. No it’s not, people have their preference, let them decide.

Check out the appendix for an example of minimal color usage.

§ especially don’t use a dark theme

This may hit like a hot take. Many “geeks” are obsessed with the dark theme. I agree it’s cool. And I strongly agree that black-on-white can be painful to read in dark environment – that’s why I have the Dark Reader plugin in my browser.

That said, from the accessibility perspective, it’s not up to you, the site owner, to decide whether to present dark or light theme, or anything in between. There are people who prefer dark mode and there are people who prefer otherwise. However, while it’s trivial to turn a light-themed page into dark mode, it’s not easy to do the other way around with a browser plugin.

As said in the first point: do as little theming as possible and leave the decision to the client side.

§ your font is not my font

Perhaps you could specify font families like monospace, serif .... Or use a font that are widely available. Otherwise don’t tell me which font I should use to read your text, unless that page is essentially aesthetics oriented2

§ avoid divitis

divtis ~wiktionary
(web design, usually derogatory) The practice of authoring web-page code with many div elements in place of meaningful semantic HTML elements.

div has no semantic meaning. It’s just an arbitrary thing that is linked to a style via its class, id or selector. This makes it harder for screen readers to parse the page – the screen reader doesn’t digest the page as you do, it needs to understand the page structure. If it sees a <h1> it knows here starts a chapter. If it sees a <strong> it knows something is emphasized. It doesn’t know your title unless you put a <title>. All of these matter to a visually-impaired person. And there ain’t too many of them to learn3. When adding elements to your site, instead of “how it should look”, think about “what is is”.

The second point is, while the html elements are well-defined in the W3C specifications and well supported by most (even TUI based) browsers, your homebrew <div>s are not.

§ make your page screen-reader friendly

Continuing on the last point.

  • at least try to access your site with a screen reader : and it will turn out to be total crap; be ashamed.
  • If you have time, please check out the ARIA4 labels.

If you structure your site with good basic html instead of divtis and/or scripts, your site is pretty much automatically screen-reader friendly.

§ sanity checks

is your page readable in w3m?

Just open your site from a terminal browser like w3m or lynx. If the site is barely readable, your site is broken. Even worse, if your site require JavaScript to work properly, your site is totally broken. Of course there are applications where JS is indeed needed. I’m not denying those. But at least you should have a <noscript> alt text.

is your page readable with no css at all?

CSS (and in some cases, JavaScripts) are there to make things look better, not to make a broken piece of shit tolerable. Now (if you are using firefox), go to menu - view - page style - no style. Is your site totally broken? If yes, you need to relearn html.

§ serve assets yourself

This is simple: if your site need a specific font, a style sheet, or (:frown) a script, serve them locally. Do not let me fetch trivial stuffs from a 3rd party. There may be exceptions for media files due to bandwidth and storage limits. If you have to use CDNs, object storage etc. Make sure you are not accidentally tracking yours users.

§ put alt text in the content body, not as media attribute

This is my personal take. While it’s a politically correct (in a positive tone) to use alt text, many people use it in a way that bothers me.

Like, people post an image on social media with no comment at all what they mean by sharing this image. Understanding an image is somehow subjective, everyone can draw their conclusion and it’s very likely different than that of the people who post it.

On the other hand, they are well behaved netizens who write thorough alt text… Which is more than just descriptive! It’s really bizarre that even people who can see the media need to click into the alt text to understand what it’s about.

What about, simply put your alt text EXPLICIT, so that everyone can just see it?

shrik3 says 2 mins ago:
-----------------------
hahaha. [image]

alt text: // what the image is about //

This also (potentially) makes it easier for a blind person to read your story: they are reading a full story from top to the bottom, instead of having a clueless text with few attached images and forced to check for the alt text.

§ do not use decorative images (especially as banner)

If the image is contextual (like those on the news) it can be helpful. But literally, what’s the fucking point of a decorative banner image? It’s there only to waste space and bandwidth. It doesn’t make your post look better, it doesn’t help the reader to grasp the idea or to understand your content…

Also, I’ll fart in your general direction, if you use AI-generated banner image.

§ hyperlinks

The problem of a hyperlink like this is that there is no indication to the slightest where it could lead to (unless you inspect it before you click, but how many people are bothered to do so?). I suggest at least not using a link text “like this”, “here”, “an example”.. Use something more descriptive. And use footnotes if you can.

More dangerously, the hyperlinks could hide tracking elements if the author is ignorant, or even phishing attempts if the author is malicious.

Does this link lead to where it claims?
https://google.com

<a href="url-phishing-site">
    your-bank.example.com
</a>

Actually this is one thing on my WWW wishlist: if a hyperlink looks like an URL, it should point to exactly what the text says.

§ broken links are terrible

It’s frustrating to follow a reference link only to find the server is down or the page is gone. There are two things you can do:

  • link to a page snapshot from the internet archive. If the page you are referencing is not yet archived, just request it.
  • always include the full title and author in your reference (e.g. in the footnote). If it is from a publication, use proper bibliography format.

This also applies to your own site: if you are moving stuffs around, like from

your.example.com/post/this_article to your.example.com/archive/this_article

Anyone who holds a link to the old url will be greeted with a 404. You static site generator should provide redirect or url alias supports. If you are re-organizing stuffs on on your file system only, you can explicitly tell the generator which url to use. e.g. with hugo

---
url: /post/this_article
---

so that the url doesn’t change. Or if you really want to re-organize the contents, add a redirect to the old url, e.g.

---
aliases: /post/this_article
---

This is not optimal, for example redirects doesn’t keep the IDs in url. If someone visits example.com/your_old_url/#section42 they will be redirected to example.com/your_new_url/. But at least it’s not a frustrating 404.

Another problem is RSS feeds. Typically RSS will use URLs as IDs of a page. If you are changing the URL this article is “duplicated” on the reader end. But there is no good sulution to that – this is how RSS works.

§ let there be structural anchors

You should’ve already noticed, on this page, every heading is led by # sign, which is hyperlinked to this page with an id selector.

In html code, it looks like this:

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<h1 id="your-color-is-not-my-color">
  <a href="#your-color-is-not-my-color">#</a>
  your color is not my color
</h1>

When you click on this URL, you are taken to this very point instead of just the top of the article. This is extremely helpful for sharing.

§ no pagination on a trivial list, on a static site.

There are some good reasons to use paginations, e.g.

  1. you are using dynamic site (as opposed to static), the backend (cgi) process is very expensive and/or you have very high traffic.
  2. it’s very high volume (e.g. a mailing list archive)
  3. it’s a “feed” rather than a list.

But say you have some dozens, maybe hundreds of pages. It’s pointless to render only 20 of them on a trivial list, and then have a prev / next button. By “trivial list” I mean an index of your pages, e.g.

https://shrik3.com/post

Simply put them all on the same page. It’s much easier to locate an article, either with linear search, or with browser Ctrl-F. Also it saves you a lot of shitty code in your generator templates.

§ size matters … but it depends

Let’s do a puzzle, below are html elements of different sizes. I promise they are all vanilla html without any style sheet. Can you match them into the following elements with your eyes? you are allowed to use a ruler :) I fucking dare you.

<h1> through <h6>
<p> with different font-size  (x-small, smaller, normal, larger, x-large)
<strong>
<tt>
  • do you know that <h1> (1) and <h2> (2 and 3) have the same size if they are in an <article> block?
  • do you know that <h4> (4) is the same size as <p> (5); <h5> (11) and <h6> are smaller than <p> (12)?
  • do you realize that capital text looks bigger than lowercase text? (1,2,3 have same size)

But these are not the point. The point is that you should NOT have too many gradients of sizes. Your human visual cortex sucks at recognizing sizes when they are not compared side-by-side. You may want to use proper headings to keep the text structured (please do); you may want to apply different font sizes (e.g. smaller, larger …) to html elements to make the page more pleasant to the eyes … You could do that but never rely on any ambiguous encoding. Text is clearer than symbols, symbols are clearer than sizes and color … etc.

hello 1

HELLO 2

hello 3

hello 13

hello 5

hello 6

hello 7

hello 4

hello 8

hello 9

hello 10

hello 11
hello 13
hello 12

§ what license?

This is not a debate whether you should allow others to use your content – you have every right to forbid copying or reusing of your own works.

But if you do want to share your works, specifying a proper license helps a lot. On one hand, many creative works use a “non-permissive” license, that is, if you use their work, you are required to to use a compatible license for your work.

On the other hand, There is the misconception that copyright & license specifications are there restrictions (as in, text wall of requirements and legal terms). The fact is quite the opposite, license is permission, not restriction. Because the strictest restriction is that you don’t specify a license at all – where your works by default are under exclusive copyrights.

Saying nothing about license ~= not allowing any form of reusing.

For a good start, check out the Common Creatives (CC) Licenses

PS. For code, also check out https://choosealicense.com/

PPS. You don’t need to assume good faiths in human. Those big techs won’t give a fuck what you say about license – and they have good lawyers. But for those who do come to you in good faith, a proper license makes good relief!

§ HTTPS

Do I need to elaborate on this one?
Does my site need https?

§ appendix: colors

I didn’t say that – Mark Twain

totally bloated rules of thumb

  • foreground & background that have slightly less contract than black & white
  • a slightly dimmed foreground color e.g. grey, for auxiliary text that draws less attentions, like comments.
  • a background color that draws some attention, e.g. to highlight a line of code, or to highlight the targeted html element.
  • and stop trying to add more

Coloring by itself itself is meaningless and could be harmful if you use them wrong5. You UI must not rely on color. In the following example I have line 3 highlighted, this is totally cool and convenient. But keep mind that this hint will be totally ignored by a screen reader.

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// guess what's wrong here?
int main() {
    *(0) = 42;
    return 0;
}

§ appendix: backlog

some other stuffs

  • url management: make minimal effort to make the url itself readable, or semantic if possible. E.g. simply digest a few keywords from your title and put them in the url.
    https://example.com/post/how-to-make-good-urls
    
    instead of:
    https://example.com/post/928501239
    
    but of course this would depend on your actual setup.

  1. this is a motherfucking website
    and this is a better motherfucking website
    and finally this is the best motherfucking website
    as the best motherfucking website ponints out, the better motherfucking website actually sucks ↩︎

  2. one positive example I could think of is the oldschool pc fonts site: https://int10h.org/oldschool-pc-fonts/ .. Because why not! Also I have a few pages that uses nerdy styles like my about page … ↩︎

  3. https://www.w3schools.com/TAGs/ ↩︎

  4. https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/Accessibility/ARIA ↩︎

  5. Color Encoding is Ableism /take/#color-encoding-is-ableism ↩︎

url aliases (redirects):
/post/webfront

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